Free room and free food
by Goodadvicechan
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Police officer, Graham at his desk, said, "Why you again?"
John didn't answer.
"Answer me," Graham raised his voice angrily.
John replied, "John, second time this month."
"What about last month? Uh... Forget it. What did you do wrong this time?"
John replied calmly, "I've done nothing wrong. The guy next to me in the subway got his pants wet. That isn't my fault."
"You threatened to kill him with a knife. Why?"
John looked at Graham and said, "For free room and free food."
"Don't you have a job?"
John laughed, "I am a professional prisoner."
John didn't answer.
"Answer me," Graham raised his voice angrily.
John replied, "John, second time this month."
"What about last month? Uh... Forget it. What did you do wrong this time?"
John replied calmly, "I've done nothing wrong. The guy next to me in the subway got his pants wet. That isn't my fault."
"You threatened to kill him with a knife. Why?"
John looked at Graham and said, "For free room and free food."
"Don't you have a job?"
John laughed, "I am a professional prisoner."
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